Butchers are happiest and having the most sex! Need a steak tonight ladies?

Ladies, listen up! If you're looking for man who'll give you the right attention in the bedroom - look no further than you local man o' meat - 'tis right! Refer to the article below taken from news.com.au which suggests that the local butcher is among Australia's happiest workers and also concludes they are having the most sex.

Soooo, if you equate quantity with quality - I suggest you find yourself a butcher...

The Daily Telegraph reports that a Galaxy poll of consumers, which rated the perceived happiness and job satisfaction of a range of professionals, ranked butchers as the most friendly and contented.

Thirty per cent of consumers perceived butchers as happy with their jobs - a figure confirmed by 76 per cent of butchers surveyed who reported feeling healthier, laughing more at work and having more sex than other workers interviewed. Service station attendants, bank tellers and sandwich hands featured at the lower end of the survey, with less than 10 per cent of consumers perceiving them as happy at work. Butchers are having 60 per cent more sex than other workers. More than half the 295 butchers surveyed had no sick leave last year and 60 per cent described their work as fun.

Oh yeah, I also found this article which suggests WHY the butcher is sexy - in short, a macho man (equated with MEAT CARVING) whom also carries around a big bloody knife!?!

Please fill us in on your carnivorous fantasies and/or just let us know which profession you find the sexiest?